Your effect is overwhelming, awakening each of the senses as your rich flavor sends satisfied pleasure throughout a tired body. From the heavenly aroma with which you announce your kingly presence, to the inviting warmth that emits from the steaming mug you are presented in, everything about you is beautifully fulfilling for any of us who slave away at work, school, or other type of responsibility.
The noble history that follows you provides the utmost respect in the world of refreshment, for you are among the small, honorable group of drinks enjoyed by both monarchs and holy prophets alike. The legacy you are associated with is in a field of its own, with entire conflicts being built over the atrocity of wasting even a pound of the gift you bestow on this rapidly advancing world.
No other beverage can compare to your ability to relieve the stress of another tedious day, preventing the dark clutches of migraines, sore throats, and tight muscles from pulling us mortals down into the abyss of irritation and exhaustion. You will away seasonal colds and infections, and calm the always running, always worrying thought processes of crippling anxiety. The world slows to a soothing lull, and answers to problems present themselves after you have done your miraculous work at maintaining serene order among the chaos of society.
Without you to lend a hand, those of us swamped with assignments, exams, applications, and all other types of looming deadlines would never survive at a functioning level. You are the answer when there is no coffee, or too much has been consumed. You are the perfect alternative when pop begins to taste like sticky sugar paste, making teeth tingle and tongues heavy. You calm the nerves, and open the doorway for confidence, efficiency, and success. High grades, acceptance letters, and approved proposals all owe their existence to you and your never ending aid to those addicted to perfectionism.
You will forever be one of the most important drinks to grace human civilization. From the early societies of Asia, to the powerful and extravagant kings and queens of European empires, you are the connecting element, bringing worlds together to celebrate you and your exquisiteness.
Words cannot describe the profound impact you have caused on us, your loyal subjects. You are the end to a rough day and the jump start to an early morning. You are the physician, psychologist, and faithful companion. What you give to us is more valuable than coffee, pop, or other caffeinated supplements. Your group of lovers celebrate your wide variety of forms and flexibility, forever grateful that you fit all aspects and lifestyles. Your dedication to us has secured a permanent place in our hearts, continuously reminding us of the bountiful benefits you offer.
We hope to always have the opportunity to cherish your gifts, and will continue to worship you as one of the best of drinks the world has to offer.
Affectionately,
Your devoted tea appreciators
I think tea among the high school generation is under-rated. Perhaps you could start a trend?!
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